It's so counterintuitive, but such beards, if washed, are very healthful. In a recent hospital study, most of the clean shave doctors in a hospital had multi resistant staph on the faces! Bearded physicians had no bad germs at all. What's more, there's a molecule secreted that prevents bacteria from gripping and attaching to surfaces!
This beard is so wild, it made me think of that!
Asher