• Please use real names.

    Greetings to all who have registered to OPF and those guests taking a look around. Please use real names. Registrations with fictitious names will not be processed. REAL NAMES ONLY will be processed

    Firstname Lastname

    Register

    We are a courteous and supportive community. No need to hide behind an alia. If you have a genuine need for privacy/secrecy then let me know!
  • Welcome to the new site. Here's a thread about the update where you can post your feedback, ask questions or spot those nasty bugs!

Coastal Banksia.

Tom dinning

Registrant*
A valentines joke.

Two mums heading for the supermarket on the bus.
One looks out the window.
“Isn’t that your husband coming out of the flower shop with a bunch of red roses?
The other looked concerned.
“Guess I’ll be laying on my back with my legs apart tonight” she bemused.
The other looked even more concerned.
“Haven’t you got a vase, deary?” she exclaimed.
 
Top