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GRINS: The economy is soooo bad....

In the past 2 years I had too much to do with economy related stuff, and the lesson is....you need to have a laugh!

The economy is so bad...

... that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

... that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

It’s so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.

... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

It’s so bad, a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

...my sister had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

The economy is so bad, people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.

...Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun.

... 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

... the only company hiring this week is the one that sends people to scrape bankers off the sidewalk on Wall Street.
 
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