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Humor in the news.

Paul Bestwick

pro member
Asher,

here is an idea for a new thread............news humor. I will kick it off with this article.

Cheers,

Paul

Japanese fooled in poodle scam
Friday April 27, 2007

Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles.

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable accessories, available at $1,600 each.

That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice that much in Japan.

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say they feared their new "poodle" was also a sheep.

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look like.

"We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company were selling sheep as poodles," Japanese police said, the The Sun reported.

"Sadly we think there is more than one company operating in this way.

"The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas - Britain, Australia."

Many of the sheep have now been donated to zoos and farms.
 

Paul Bestwick

pro member
they sure are a gullible lot over there............think maybe I could buy some old Diana cameras & sell them as the new lightweight 1DSMKIII.............

Cheers,

Paul
 

Asher Kelman

OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief
Paul,

If sheep could be house trained, they'd be great pets. In hard times one could have food and wool. Dogs can't bring you that!

As an April trick, it's pretty good and asc a scam not too immoral as it only robs those with money for luxuries and doesn't involve violence.

I'd love to hear more true crazy news!

Asher
 
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Kathy Rappaport

pro member
Yes, but can sheep love you?

I don't seem to remember my late Grandfather, who was in the wholesale meat business - Lamb was the specialty of the packing house -, mentioning anything about going home and being warmly greeted by his sheep. But, I do remember many tales of dogs who we're loving and loyal.

And for those who don't know, dogs bark and sheep "baaaaa"......l
 

KrisCarnmarker

New member
Serves them right, I say. If you can't tell the difference between sheep and poodles then you have no business having one. Animals are living, feeling creatures, not some fashion accessory. It reminds me of the recent fad by US celebs to have a tiny dog with them everywhere they went. The poor Chihuahuas seen with Paris Hilton was always shaking with fear, but of course Paris was totally oblivious to it.
 

Mike Funnell

New member
I must say my Urban Legend Alarm is ringing very loudly on this one. All the reports I Googled (not a very extensive search, though) quoted nobody except "the Sun" (presumably a newspaper but not exactly well-identified). While I can laugh at the funny side of this, I can also see the standard "funny foreigners" trope being played out. I believe the report was derived from Associated Press, but they've circulated such things before.

In the absence of better confirming details, I'm going to reserve judgement until Barbara and David over at snopes.com have had a chance to look into it. (They've made quite a work of researching such things, since back in the days of alt.folklore.urban on usenet.)

Sorry if I'm being a spoilsport.

...Mike
 
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