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Peter Dexter

Well-known member
I don't know if I can do that but there was an excellent memo from a supervisor from the National Forest Service on where to place dynamite on a dead horse in remote areas so there will be nothing left to attract bears.

Asher Kelman

OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief
Ahah! I just got your joke!

Please enlarge the insects feet for me, LOL!

Do not do your “TNT up its butt“ maneuver!

He’s not a thieving disloyal “drug mule”, just a humble had working citizen leafhopper!