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Asher Kelman

OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief

My mother was waiting eagerly for her 6 ft sunflower plants to finally open the giant flower buds in our London home.

My father proudly came into the kitchen with dirty hands and boasted how he’d gotten rid of the fast-growing weeds that had taken over the front garden!

Sadly he’d massacred my mothers otherwise successful crop of Sunflowers grown from a 3 cent packet of Sunflower seeds!