Clockwise:
Jean-guy: I can't move!
Red-kid: Enough pictures already! Relatives are a pain in the butt!
Mother-regret: Here I am exhausted after all the damn work. They said they appreciated my cooking but I had to clean up the mess. What are they, paralyzed? Then I was so busy making the damn stuff that I forgot about my resolution to not sample the food and I must have eaten a half a pound of food even before I put the food out! When will I learn? Now I'm bloated, constipated and even more depressed.
Worse, that wide lens makes me look fat!
Asher