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Woodie in the Swamp

Asher Kelman

OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief


You just floated a painted duck! It’s beautiful I must admit!

When it floats, you no longer see the fingers! That’s how it works!

But still, seriously, how do they get to be so handsome and have no clothing budget nor make up!