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I am somehow reminded of the old joke about a city crew assigned to install a water meter at a new home site. At the site, they discovered that whoever had made their truck ready had not put any shovels on it.
The foreman called the dispatcher on the radio and told him of the omission. He said, "OK. I'll send the service truck out with some. Just lean on something else until it gets there."