Shot a 10 ga when I was ten, knocked me to the ground.
Hmm, I never did that, but just as bad!
I drove a tractor around a huge cornfield and headed back to the farmer waiting by his flatbed trailer, but had no idea how to stop or brake! It did eventually occur to me that this was an important skill I somehow missed in my enthusiasm!
“BANG!”
Knocked him straight to the ground, LOL!
He then cancelled my shotgun lessons and I had to clean out the cow poop for the rest of the day
Asher