Cheap seats...

[John Angulat]

"hey, did the parade start?"...
"you said if we walked downtown we'd get a better view"...
"oh, shut up"...

From my street wanderings.

 

[Asher Kelman]

She, "So, do you think we missed him? I so wanted to shake his hand for protecting us!"

He, "I said he'll come, I know these things! He'll be here, he just has a lot of $#$#% to pack up!"

She, bending forward and showing her face "But you promised, for sure, he'd come this way 4 hours ago! There's no crowd, no police and no parade, zip, zero, nada!

She_ 2 "Is this even the right date? It's like we're his only fans left in the planet!

She 3, "I want that shot; just one picture! Show yourself! When will you come, my hero, our next President, Mr Cheney?

Asher

 

[John Angulat]

HILARIOUS!
Even though we all promised not to make political comments on this forum...sometimes it's too hard to resist!