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Today's wisdom

Doug Kerr

Well-known member
The best caption from this morning's news wires:

"Charlie Sheen Drug Free for Two Weeks, Gives Anti-Drug Advice to College Students."

Next week:

"Kerr finishes two-week study of ophthalmic instruments, offers eye exams at mall."

Best regards,

Doug
 
I can apply, you can't beat me, I got the eagle eye! perfect guinea pig...

Anyway, it's true...I'm deaf as a post (?!?) but so far - and while I'm still in good shape - I've got an excellent sight...
 
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