Tom dinning
Registrant*
Never let your wife wash your hat.
It’s been my constant companion for 12 years and never seen the inside of a washing machine.
Only rain to rinse and sunlight to disinfect.
It has seen my hair come and go; and stay gone.
It has been sat on, shat on, eaten from, beaten with, written on, rose with, lost, retreated, lost again, returned with barely a thread out of place.
Now look at it. Now it looks worse than me. Mm.Perhaps not.
It’s been my constant companion for 12 years and never seen the inside of a washing machine.
Only rain to rinse and sunlight to disinfect.
It has seen my hair come and go; and stay gone.
It has been sat on, shat on, eaten from, beaten with, written on, rose with, lost, retreated, lost again, returned with barely a thread out of place.
Now look at it. Now it looks worse than me. Mm.Perhaps not.